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1. You don't have tickets but you go down at 8:00a anyways (with long johns and hand warmers)
2. Start drinking when you arrive.
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3. Make new friends - who you won't remember b/c you drank too too.
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4. Pretend to shoot down the Goodyear blimpe because it is Michigan colors.
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5. Pose with Brutus the Buckeye.
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6. Try on a Big Ten Championship ring that some random towel boy from the 90's had (while passing out free jello shots).
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7. East lots of cooked meat.
8. Go to some bar to watch the game and get warm
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9. Go to Blockbuster drunk and pose with teen heartthrob cutouts.
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10. Go home and play with the dog then crash.